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One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I woul...

You're a sick man Rob,but that was funny!

An older man approaches a younger woman inside the mall. "Excuse me," he said. "I've can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, "Sure, sir, do you know where your wife might be?&qu...

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided t...

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts , which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts...

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties... The first man had married a woman from Virginia and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to ...

A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest, 'Bless me, father, for I have sinned. I was with seven different women last night.' The priest is silent for a moment, then says, 'Go home and cut seven lemons in half. Squeeze the juice into a glass and drink it down in one gulp.' 'And ...

A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die." As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his ar...

A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning... Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?' he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into h...

Old People are Great This will warm your heart. Just when you have lost faith in human kindness.... Someone who teaches at a middle school in Safety Harbor , Florida , forwarded the following letter. The letter was sent to the principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elde...

The Hypnotist A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?" His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stan...

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale,Arizona 1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! 4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING. 5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER. 6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE. 7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEA...

Have to add here that the factory warrantied my cracked pressure plate even though the bike was out of the warranty period.The bike was over a year old when I bought it,but had 300 miles on it.I was very surprised,they did it over the phone and all I had to do was get it to the nearest dealer.

Look out Jep,don't let her innocent looks fool you,she makes the guys earn their beads

Glad you're feeling much better,I'm sure you're familly wants you to feel great again so they can enjoy you and youre fry bread

I used to deliver medical gases to doctors and dentists offices,I would take the nearly empty bottles and mix a little nitrous and oxygen in a ballon,man what a good high,would not last long and no hang over.Found out the hard way straight nitrous will almost kill you !!

Glad to hear you're getting better!!

What's wrong Mike?

Hey Aldo,welcome,what's new with you?

Hey,how did you guys know it was me,I was having a little fun

Thanks Eagle,hope all is well with you and your lovely wife,it was a pleasure meeting you both in Dyersburg.

If you can shake the valve and hear a rattle,then the valve is ok

Hello to you both and welcome to the board