Captions please!!

[Steve Taylor]

Have you seen my "Big Block"

[Redtro]

"Is that your little finger or are you glad to see me?"

[Elvis]

Does this jacket make my stuff look bigger?

[Paul H]

IF you got a nice tool, YOU build a shed over it.

Paul H

[Ric]

HER: No..... seriously, I'm no Doctor.... I'm a waitress at the diner down the street... But what's the problem there?

HIM: I dunno, the whole thing has been swollen like this for two weeks now.... whaddya think I should DO about it?


HER: Well... my best guess is, if you try WART REMOVER... that autta get rid of that unsightly thing...

[honker]

No I didnt ask you to dance! I said you look fat in those pants!

[gaston 2005 502]

[quote="Half Fast"]


Hey Baby, say hello to my little friend!!

[Buck]

FYI, Clarence Carter is still strokin, he about as big as a dried up toothpick but still makes the Beach Music clubs in N.C. and S.C. and is still a big draw. Sometimes he forgets his second set and just repeats the first one and no one cares. He sounds just like his records, wears a sequined white jump suit and his wife sits in a chair right in front of the stage, like she is really gonna catch him if he would fall; it would be a double death because she is a old and frail as is he.
Buck

[gaston 2005 502]

I was in the pool,,I was in the pool!!

[Steve Taylor]

Petra, "But it's not cold today"

[sharp1]

same face, different breath

[Steve Taylor]

same face, different breath