THINGS THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK

[sled350]

1. No thanks I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry but you're not my type.
4. Taco Bell, No thanks I'm not hungry.
5. Oh, I couldn't sing Karaoke I'm afraid.
6. I'm not interested in fighting a big bastard like you.
7. I'd hate to look like a fool so I won't dance.
8. Where is bathroom ? I refuse to piss in the parking lot or side of road.
9. I must be going home. I have to work in the morning.
10. Good evening officer , Isn't it lovely out tonight.

Sled

[EAGLE]

By Gawd!!!

[hosszz4]

1. No thanks I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry but you're not my type.
4. Taco Bell, No thanks I'm not hungry.
5. Oh, I couldn't sing Karaoke I'm afraid.
6. I'm not interested in fighting a big bastard like you.
7. I'd hate to look like a fool so I won't dance.
8. Where is bathroom ? I refuse to piss in the parking lot or side of road.
9. I must be going home. I have to work in the morning.
10. Good evening officer , Isn't it lovely out tonight.

Sled

Taken straight from Caddyshack The Movie....

11. Uncle Raaaalph...oh shit that wasnt a toilet, that was the open sunroof of a new sports car I just barfed into