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THINGS THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:31 pm
by sled350
1. No thanks I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry but you're not my type.
4. Taco Bell, No thanks I'm not hungry.
5. Oh, I couldn't sing Karaoke I'm afraid.
6. I'm not interested in fighting a big bastard like you.
7. I'd hate to look like a fool so I won't dance.
8. Where is bathroom ? I refuse to piss in the parking lot or side of road.
9. I must be going home. I have to work in the morning.
10. Good evening officer , Isn't it lovely out tonight.

:P Sled

Re: THINGS THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:05 pm
by EAGLE
By Gawd!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: THINGS THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:58 pm
by hosszz4
sled350 wrote:1. No thanks I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry but you're not my type.
4. Taco Bell, No thanks I'm not hungry.
5. Oh, I couldn't sing Karaoke I'm afraid.
6. I'm not interested in fighting a big bastard like you.
7. I'd hate to look like a fool so I won't dance.
8. Where is bathroom ? I refuse to piss in the parking lot or side of road.
9. I must be going home. I have to work in the morning.
10. Good evening officer , Isn't it lovely out tonight.

:P Sled
Taken straight from Caddyshack The Movie....

11. Uncle Raaaalph...oh shit that wasnt a toilet, that was the open sunroof of a new sports car I just barfed into