Q: How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
A: The best ones squirt when you eat them.
Dirty one liners-what cha got?
Dirty one liners-what cha got?
DeLand, FL.
"This is just one of the many reasons I love V8Bikers; able to openly display T&A, curse, say what you will;
able to be a fucking man here. Thanks Bill" - Grand Canard
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- The Better Half !!
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Re: Dirty one liners-what cha got?
Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
Re: Dirty one liners-what cha got?
Q: What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
A: Your job still sucks!
A: Your job still sucks!
DeLand, FL.
"This is just one of the many reasons I love V8Bikers; able to openly display T&A, curse, say what you will;
able to be a fucking man here. Thanks Bill" - Grand Canard
Re: Dirty one liners-what cha got?
Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
A: By becoming a ventriloquist!
A: By becoming a ventriloquist!
DeLand, FL.
"This is just one of the many reasons I love V8Bikers; able to openly display T&A, curse, say what you will;
able to be a fucking man here. Thanks Bill" - Grand Canard
Re: Dirty one liners-what cha got?
Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long."
Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."
Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."
DeLand, FL.
"This is just one of the many reasons I love V8Bikers; able to openly display T&A, curse, say what you will;
able to be a fucking man here. Thanks Bill" - Grand Canard
Re: Dirty one liners-what cha got?
Q: Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
A: Because their plugged into a genius!
A: Because their plugged into a genius!
DeLand, FL.
"This is just one of the many reasons I love V8Bikers; able to openly display T&A, curse, say what you will;
able to be a fucking man here. Thanks Bill" - Grand Canard
Re: Dirty one liners-what cha got?
The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold more auditions for her part.
My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!" "Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"
My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!" "Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"
DeLand, FL.
"This is just one of the many reasons I love V8Bikers; able to openly display T&A, curse, say what you will;
able to be a fucking man here. Thanks Bill" - Grand Canard
Re: Dirty one liners-what cha got?
.................... "Too Much Of A Good Thing Is Not Enough"
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Re: Dirty one liners-what cha got?
My drop dead gorgeous blonde sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off first.
I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.
After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday. But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better. So I thought, "screw it, soldier on!" I woke up this morning at 8:00 am, and could smell something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I didn't know what to do. Then I remembered McDonald's serves breakfast until 11:30.
The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"
I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.
I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.
After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday. But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better. So I thought, "screw it, soldier on!" I woke up this morning at 8:00 am, and could smell something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I didn't know what to do. Then I remembered McDonald's serves breakfast until 11:30.
The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"
I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.
DeLand, FL.
"This is just one of the many reasons I love V8Bikers; able to openly display T&A, curse, say what you will;
able to be a fucking man here. Thanks Bill" - Grand Canard